Faint like a goat.

Bradley
O.O
1:07amMe
Whut?
1:07amBradley
nothin, the other thing was just spamming my email box
had like 20 unread messages xD
1:07amMe
Nioce xD
1:08amBradley
faints like a goat
1:08amMe
D: Nuuu, now your no fun
You dont screama anymore
1:09amBradley
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
1:09amMe
>:D
1:09amBradley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HITPOINTS!! THEY ARE DEPLETED
1:10amMe
OH GAWD
1:11amBradley
MY LIFE OOZES FROM ME LIKE A RED GO-GURT PACKAGE THAT GOT TOO HOT IN THE SUN AND EXPLODES
1:11amMe
OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I DONT WANT TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
D:
1:11amBradley
falls over on side and has seizure
1:12amMe
Oh just die already! D:<
Stop making a mess on my new carpets
1:12amBradley
rolls around spasming wildly, rolling on the floor with no control of my limbs
1:14amMe
Kicks you nonchalantly
1:14amBradley
coughs up blood onto the rug
1:15amMe
Why you son of a... Starts beating your torso with a frying pan
1:16amBradley
flails weakly, groaning in unbearable pain and continues coughing up blood onto your shoes
1:16amMe
Lays down and rolls around on top of you
1:17amBradley
stares in confusion
1:17amMe
Continues rolling around on your bloody carcass
1:18amBradley
throws up a bloody mess and passes out *probably dead.
1:18amMe
Wewt. >;D
1:18amBradley
revives as a zombie and grabs you by the neck!
1:19amMe
Whips out my trusty crowbar out of my ear and caves in your skull ripping your brains out like spaghetti
1:20amBradley
handsreactively clamp on extremely tightly to your neck while i'm dead, holding you in a powerful choke grip
1:21amMe
Gasps for air and flails limbs around, suddenly... A chainsaw emerges out of my armpit and I grab hold of it, cutting both of your arms off and one of mine
1:22amBradley
falls over onto the carpet, lifeless.
1:23amMe
Looks at my arm and shrugs it off as just a small loss. Although in the process our blood intermingled and I rapidly feel the effects of the virus
1:24amBradley
doesn't really know what to say now that i'm dead