I heard you liek mudkipz.

So today out of boredom I started up my gameboy and started playing some pokemon emerald. Because you know... Us cool kids do that kinda thing.
My brother walked in and me and him started having a great conversation about pokemon and then we got onto the topic of starter pokemon.

Now really, why oh WHY does the professor seem to have these extremely rare and powerful pokemon you cannot find ANYWHERE else?

(Also when my brother first played pokemon ruby he was just skimming over the words and when professor Birch introduced himself, he misread it as "Professor Bitch".)


You will never know his secrets.
"Professor oak... You INSANE BASTARD!"


Also on the topic of pokemon... Has anyone realized how horrendous and terrible and outright RIDICULOUS the new pokemon are? They all look like rejected aliens that were aborted out of their mothers fallopian tube after they got stuck up in that shit waiting to turn into stone babies.

And honestly the pokemon palkia. It looks like a penis. And is it coincidental that both those words start with P?

"We the pokemon corporation are taking bets to see with what shenanigans we can get away with"