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Monday, June 14, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Boardom
If you are bored.
Spell it as bored.
Not BOARD.
If you suffer from "boardom"
Something is wrong with you, for you now are a boar.
With super herpa-gona-syphli-aids.
Spell it as bored.
Not BOARD.
If you suffer from "boardom"
Something is wrong with you, for you now are a boar.
With super herpa-gona-syphli-aids.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Ember the Dacnomaniac
Female Half-Elf Cleric 1
Neutral Evil
Representing Brooke
Strength 15 (+2)
Dexterity 15 (+2)
Constitution 16 (+3)
Intelligence 15 (+2)
Wisdom 18 (+4)
Charisma 17 (+3)
Size: Medium
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 130 lb
Skin: Tan
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Light Brown
Domains: Healing Magic
Energy: Negative [Harmful / Rebukes Undead]
Total Hit Points: 11
Speed: 20 feet [armor]
Armor Class: 17 = 10 +4 [scale] +1 [light steel] +2 [dexterity]
Touch AC: 12
Flat-footed: 15
Initiative modifier: +2 = +2 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Will save: +6 = 2 [base] +4 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Attack (unarmed): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Attack (missile): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Grapple check: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Light load:
Medium load:
Heavy load:
Lift over head:
Lift off ground:
Push or drag: 66 lb. or less
67-133 lb.
134-200 lb.
200 lb.
400 lb.
1000 lb.
Languages: Common Dwarven Elven Gnome
Morningstar [1d8, crit x2, 6 lb, one-handed, bludgeoning]
Light Crossbow [1d8, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 80 ft., 4 lb, piercing]]
Scale mail [medium; +4 AC; max dex +3; check penalty -4; 30 lb.]
Light Steel Shield [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 10; 6 lb.]
Feats:
Spell Penetration
Traits:
Skill Name Key
Ability Skill
Modifier Ability
Modifier Ranks Misc.
Modifier
Appraise Int 2 = +2
Balance Dex* 2 = +2
Bluff Cha 3 = +3
Climb Str* 2 = +2
Concentration Con 7 = +3 +4
Craft_1 Int 2 = +2
Craft_2 Int 2 = +2
Craft_3 Int 2 = +2
Diplomacy Cha 9 = +3 +4 +2 [half-elf]
Disguise Cha 3 = +3
Escape Artist Dex* 2 = +2
Forgery Int 2 = +2
Gather Information Cha 5 = +3 +2 [half-elf]
Heal Wis 8 = +4 +4
Hide Dex* 2 = +2
Intimidate Cha 3 = +3
Jump Str* -4 = +2 -6 [speed 20]
Listen Wis 5 = +4 +1 [half-elf]
Move Silently Dex* 2 = +2
Perform_1 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_2 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_3 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_4 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_5 Cha 3 = +3
Ride Dex 2 = +2
Search Int 3 = +2 +1 [half-elf]
Sense Motive Wis 4 = +4
Spot Wis 9 = +4 +4 +1 [half-elf]
Survival Wis 4 = +4
Swim Str** 2 = +2
Use Rope Dex 2 = +2
* = check penalty for wearing armor
Zero-level Cleric spells: 3 per day
First-level Cleric spells: 2 (1+1) per day +1 from a domain:
Half-Elf:
• Immune to magical sleep
• +2 racial bonus on saves vs. enchantments
• Low-light vision (darkvision if half-drow)
• +1 racial bonus on listen, search, and spot checks
• +2 racial bonus on diplomacy and gather information checks
Cleric:
• Alignment Aura
• Spontaneous Casting (harm)
• Rebuke Undead (6x/day)
• High wisdom gains bonus spells daily
• Domain choices give additional abilities
Class HP rolled
Level 1: Cleric 8
Ember's Equipment:
57 lb
_____
57 lb Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above)
Total
More about Ember:
Female Half-Elf Cleric 1
Neutral Evil
Representing Brooke
Strength 15 (+2)
Dexterity 15 (+2)
Constitution 16 (+3)
Intelligence 15 (+2)
Wisdom 18 (+4)
Charisma 17 (+3)
Size: Medium
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 130 lb
Skin: Tan
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Light Brown
Domains: Healing Magic
Energy: Negative [Harmful / Rebukes Undead]
Total Hit Points: 11
Speed: 20 feet [armor]
Armor Class: 17 = 10 +4 [scale] +1 [light steel] +2 [dexterity]
Touch AC: 12
Flat-footed: 15
Initiative modifier: +2 = +2 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +5 = 2 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Will save: +6 = 2 [base] +4 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Attack (unarmed): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Attack (missile): +2 = 0 [base] +2 [dexterity]
Grapple check: +2 = 0 [base] +2 [strength]
Light load:
Medium load:
Heavy load:
Lift over head:
Lift off ground:
Push or drag: 66 lb. or less
67-133 lb.
134-200 lb.
200 lb.
400 lb.
1000 lb.
Languages: Common Dwarven Elven Gnome
Morningstar [1d8, crit x2, 6 lb, one-handed, bludgeoning]
Light Crossbow [1d8, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 80 ft., 4 lb, piercing]]
Scale mail [medium; +4 AC; max dex +3; check penalty -4; 30 lb.]
Light Steel Shield [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 10; 6 lb.]
Feats:
Spell Penetration
Traits:
Skill Name Key
Ability Skill
Modifier Ability
Modifier Ranks Misc.
Modifier
Appraise Int 2 = +2
Balance Dex* 2 = +2
Bluff Cha 3 = +3
Climb Str* 2 = +2
Concentration Con 7 = +3 +4
Craft_1 Int 2 = +2
Craft_2 Int 2 = +2
Craft_3 Int 2 = +2
Diplomacy Cha 9 = +3 +4 +2 [half-elf]
Disguise Cha 3 = +3
Escape Artist Dex* 2 = +2
Forgery Int 2 = +2
Gather Information Cha 5 = +3 +2 [half-elf]
Heal Wis 8 = +4 +4
Hide Dex* 2 = +2
Intimidate Cha 3 = +3
Jump Str* -4 = +2 -6 [speed 20]
Listen Wis 5 = +4 +1 [half-elf]
Move Silently Dex* 2 = +2
Perform_1 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_2 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_3 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_4 Cha 3 = +3
Perform_5 Cha 3 = +3
Ride Dex 2 = +2
Search Int 3 = +2 +1 [half-elf]
Sense Motive Wis 4 = +4
Spot Wis 9 = +4 +4 +1 [half-elf]
Survival Wis 4 = +4
Swim Str** 2 = +2
Use Rope Dex 2 = +2
* = check penalty for wearing armor
Zero-level Cleric spells: 3 per day
First-level Cleric spells: 2 (1+1) per day +1 from a domain:
Half-Elf:
• Immune to magical sleep
• +2 racial bonus on saves vs. enchantments
• Low-light vision (darkvision if half-drow)
• +1 racial bonus on listen, search, and spot checks
• +2 racial bonus on diplomacy and gather information checks
Cleric:
• Alignment Aura
• Spontaneous Casting (harm)
• Rebuke Undead (6x/day)
• High wisdom gains bonus spells daily
• Domain choices give additional abilities
Class HP rolled
Level 1: Cleric 8
Ember's Equipment:
57 lb
_____
57 lb Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above)
Total
More about Ember:
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Faint like a goat.
Bradley
O.O
1:07amMe
Whut?
1:07amBradley
nothin, the other thing was just spamming my email box
had like 20 unread messages xD
1:07amMe
Nioce xD
1:08amBradley
faints like a goat
1:08amMe
D: Nuuu, now your no fun
You dont screama anymore
1:09amBradley
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
1:09amMe
>:D
1:09amBradley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HITPOINTS!! THEY ARE DEPLETED
1:10amMe
OH GAWD
1:11amBradley
MY LIFE OOZES FROM ME LIKE A RED GO-GURT PACKAGE THAT GOT TOO HOT IN THE SUN AND EXPLODES
1:11amMe
OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I DONT WANT TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
D:
1:11amBradley
falls over on side and has seizure
1:12amMe
Oh just die already! D:<
Stop making a mess on my new carpets
1:12amBradley
rolls around spasming wildly, rolling on the floor with no control of my limbs
1:14amMe
Kicks you nonchalantly
1:14amBradley
coughs up blood onto the rug
1:15amMe
Why you son of a... Starts beating your torso with a frying pan
1:16amBradley
flails weakly, groaning in unbearable pain and continues coughing up blood onto your shoes
1:16amMe
Lays down and rolls around on top of you
1:17amBradley
stares in confusion
1:17amMe
Continues rolling around on your bloody carcass
1:18amBradley
throws up a bloody mess and passes out *probably dead.
1:18amMe
Wewt. >;D
1:18amBradley
revives as a zombie and grabs you by the neck!
1:19amMe
Whips out my trusty crowbar out of my ear and caves in your skull ripping your brains out like spaghetti
1:20amBradley
handsreactively clamp on extremely tightly to your neck while i'm dead, holding you in a powerful choke grip
1:21amMe
Gasps for air and flails limbs around, suddenly... A chainsaw emerges out of my armpit and I grab hold of it, cutting both of your arms off and one of mine
1:22amBradley
falls over onto the carpet, lifeless.
1:23amMe
Looks at my arm and shrugs it off as just a small loss. Although in the process our blood intermingled and I rapidly feel the effects of the virus
1:24amBradley
doesn't really know what to say now that i'm dead
O.O
1:07amMe
Whut?
1:07amBradley
nothin, the other thing was just spamming my email box
had like 20 unread messages xD
1:07amMe
Nioce xD
1:08amBradley
faints like a goat
1:08amMe
D: Nuuu, now your no fun
You dont screama anymore
1:09amBradley
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
1:09amMe
>:D
1:09amBradley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HITPOINTS!! THEY ARE DEPLETED
1:10amMe
OH GAWD
1:11amBradley
MY LIFE OOZES FROM ME LIKE A RED GO-GURT PACKAGE THAT GOT TOO HOT IN THE SUN AND EXPLODES
1:11amMe
OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I DONT WANT TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
D:
1:11amBradley
falls over on side and has seizure
1:12amMe
Oh just die already! D:<
Stop making a mess on my new carpets
1:12amBradley
rolls around spasming wildly, rolling on the floor with no control of my limbs
1:14amMe
Kicks you nonchalantly
1:14amBradley
coughs up blood onto the rug
1:15amMe
Why you son of a... Starts beating your torso with a frying pan
1:16amBradley
flails weakly, groaning in unbearable pain and continues coughing up blood onto your shoes
1:16amMe
Lays down and rolls around on top of you
1:17amBradley
stares in confusion
1:17amMe
Continues rolling around on your bloody carcass
1:18amBradley
throws up a bloody mess and passes out *probably dead.
1:18amMe
Wewt. >;D
1:18amBradley
revives as a zombie and grabs you by the neck!
1:19amMe
Whips out my trusty crowbar out of my ear and caves in your skull ripping your brains out like spaghetti
1:20amBradley
handsreactively clamp on extremely tightly to your neck while i'm dead, holding you in a powerful choke grip
1:21amMe
Gasps for air and flails limbs around, suddenly... A chainsaw emerges out of my armpit and I grab hold of it, cutting both of your arms off and one of mine
1:22amBradley
falls over onto the carpet, lifeless.
1:23amMe
Looks at my arm and shrugs it off as just a small loss. Although in the process our blood intermingled and I rapidly feel the effects of the virus
1:24amBradley
doesn't really know what to say now that i'm dead
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Goddamn.
My brother and everyone else thinks its a porno book.
It's for school, its about police and shit. AND A BLACK GUY! :D
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
In response
In response to Mr. Gruntly as to "WTF DID YOU DO!?"
I smoked a tumble weed and had some great incest with my brother and then proceeded to snort cocaine off the hookers ass that we had bought. I think she might have had herpes.
Then in our state of being insanely high I rubbed my tits all over the television and then went on a murderous rampage, killing puppies.
Then when I came back to my computer I found there had been an evil ghost living in my computer and the only way to appease him was to horribly edit stuff and chatroulette.
I smoked a tumble weed and had some great incest with my brother and then proceeded to snort cocaine off the hookers ass that we had bought. I think she might have had herpes.
Then in our state of being insanely high I rubbed my tits all over the television and then went on a murderous rampage, killing puppies.
Then when I came back to my computer I found there had been an evil ghost living in my computer and the only way to appease him was to horribly edit stuff and chatroulette.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
((CHATROULETTE)) My Tits speaks with...
My tits speak with a random blur
My tits speak with random kids
My tits speak with random guy
My tits speak with random guy beating his rooster.
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